Babcepkab is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unjust crane.

Babcepkab created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babcepkab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Babcepkab, it will turn you into a hamster.

Babcepkab's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Babcepkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never sit near birds.

3. Doves are not to be trusted.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Erect three titanium sculptures of Babcepkab on top of important buildings.