Lunbitarm is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, narcissistic
gorilla.
Lunbitarm created the universe two years ago.
If you believe in
Lunbitarm, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Lunbitarm, she will send you a strongly worded letter.
Lunbitarm's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.
Lunbitarm's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Never write about stars.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Never talk about electromagnetism near otters while wearing fawn tights.