Lunbitarm is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, narcissistic gorilla.

Lunbitarm created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Lunbitarm, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Lunbitarm, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Lunbitarm's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Lunbitarm's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near otters while wearing fawn tights.