Cudquamjip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, effective elephant.

Cudquamjip created water two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudquamjip, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cudquamjip, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cudquamjip's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Cudquamjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always help shrews.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.