Migtiktarg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, ill-tempered skunk.

Migtiktarg created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Migtiktarg, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Migtiktarg, she will strike you with lightening.

Migtiktarg's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Migtiktarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.