Wangepbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, selfish dingo.

Wangepbiss created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wangepbiss, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wangepbiss, he will curse you with boils.

Wangepbiss' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Wangepbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory.

4. Never mention snakes.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.