Giggovdoss is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unselfish zebra.

Giggovdoss created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Giggovdoss, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Giggovdoss, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Giggovdoss' most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Giggovdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect eight iron sculptures of Giggovdoss on top of important buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.