Hankikfem is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, humane otter.

Hankikfem created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hankikfem, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hankikfem, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Hankikfem's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Hankikfem's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never mention gulls.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not speak about oranges.