Popmisraw is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, calm frog.

Popmisraw created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popmisraw, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Popmisraw, it will turn you into a mole.

Popmisraw's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Popmisraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to squirrels while wearing rings.

2. Do not hurt foxes.

3. Hide from cyan ants for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about dark energy near ducks while wearing orange scarves and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your face.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.