Tundonhom is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, proud wombat.

Tundonhom created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tundonhom, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tundonhom, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tundonhom's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Tundonhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

3. Never think about spacetime near sheep while wearing green boots and balancing nine platinum spheres on your neck.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tundonhom.

5. Never hurt voles.