Kenarnfad is a god.

He takes the form of a small, all-powerful coyote.

Kenarnfad created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenarnfad, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Kenarnfad, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kenarnfad's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Kenarnfad's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. You must pray to Kenarnfad eight times a day.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.