Dodrenmit is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, happy monkey.

Dodrenmit created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodrenmit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dodrenmit, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dodrenmit's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dodrenmit's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Pigs are not to be trusted.

5. Run away from cyan great tits, for they are unholy.