Jipflagbaf is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, narcissistic
snake.
Jipflagbaf created life four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jipflagbaf, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Jipflagbaf, he will turn you into a dog.
Jipflagbaf's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Jipflagbaf's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry great tits.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Never write about spacetime.
5. Never think ill of sick monkeys.