Miptettigar is a god.
It takes the form of a small, awesome
wombat.
Miptettigar created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Miptettigar, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Miptettigar, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Miptettigar's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Miptettigar's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Miptettigar.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Never talk about snakes.
5. Never talk about chlorophyll.