Miptettigar is a god.

It takes the form of a small, awesome wombat.

Miptettigar created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Miptettigar, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Miptettigar, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Miptettigar's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Miptettigar's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Miptettigar.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about snakes.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.