Tadlipafdimdunlaklipbad is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, selfish mouse.

Tadlipafdimdunlaklipbad created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadlipafdimdunlaklipbad, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tadlipafdimdunlaklipbad, it will turn you into a frog.

Tadlipafdimdunlaklipbad's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Tadlipafdimdunlaklipbad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six sheep approach from the north.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.