Gebgofken is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, smart butterfly.

Gebgofken created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Gebgofken, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gebgofken, it will be mildly annoyed.

Gebgofken's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gebgofken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Hide if seven moths approach from the west.

4. Feed all hungry dogs.

5. Never play with disobedient children.