Bodhigarncum is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, astonishing warg.

Bodhigarncum created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodhigarncum, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bodhigarncum, he will try to impress you with trees.

Bodhigarncum's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bodhigarncum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Never paint your chest magenta.

5. Never skip in the presence of hamsters.
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