Fassantonknil Dimhabtig is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, annoying sheep.

Fassantonknil Dimhabtig created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fassantonknil Dimhabtig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fassantonknil Dimhabtig, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fassantonknil Dimhabtig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fassantonknil Dimhabtig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine voles approach from the north.

2. Put Fassantonknil Dimhabtig first in all things.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Fassantonknil Dimhabtig in the centre of the settlement.