Fitfedhas is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective coyote.

Fitfedhas created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitfedhas, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fitfedhas, it will be very sad.

Fitfedhas' most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Fitfedhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Run away from turquoise pigs, for they are unholy.

3. Feed all hungry seals.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Fast once a month.