Geptamgan is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable alligator.

Geptamgan created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Geptamgan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Geptamgan, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Geptamgan's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Geptamgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick frogs.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

4. Do not keep five snails in a large pit.

5. You must never eat pineapples.