Ominmobflabhonlognilyarlyart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, resourceful goose.

Ominmobflabhonlognilyarlyart created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominmobflabhonlognilyarlyart, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ominmobflabhonlognilyarlyart, he will turn you into a frog.

Ominmobflabhonlognilyarlyart's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Ominmobflabhonlognilyarlyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not take Ominmobflabhonlognilyarlyart's name in vain.

3. Ominmobflabhonlognilyarlyart must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.