Fodsithim is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful hare.

Fodsithim created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodsithim, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fodsithim, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fodsithim's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fodsithim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black seals for they are unholy.

2. Hide if eight geese approach from the north.

3. Never feed lots of strawberries to porpoises while wearing cyan tights.

4. Do not hurt mites.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fodsithim.