Renlarphun Wadrilmeg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, thoughtless dolphin.

Renlarphun Wadrilmeg created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Renlarphun Wadrilmeg, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Renlarphun Wadrilmeg, she will not invite you to parties.

Renlarphun Wadrilmeg's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Renlarphun Wadrilmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always look after injured pigs.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. You must pray to Renlarphun Wadrilmeg four times a day.

5. Never talk about moons.