Sisruttbid is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, overgenerous dingo.

Sisruttbid created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisruttbid, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sisruttbid, she will turn you into a goat.

Sisruttbid's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Sisruttbid's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Always help eagles.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never paint your feet white.

5. Never wear fawn shorts.
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