Koningvencub is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, deceitful squid.

Koningvencub created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Koningvencub, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Koningvencub, it will turn you into a mole.

Koningvencub's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Koningvencub's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Do not kill ants.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Fast once a month.