Kikhathad is a god.

It takes the form of a small, generous armadillo.

Kikhathad created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Kikhathad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kikhathad, it will ignore you.

Kikhathad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Kikhathad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt manatees.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Kikhathad loves gulls, so they must be respected.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Do not keep eight geese in a large pit.