Nuttstafflan is a god.
It takes the form of a large, amazing
unicorn.
Nuttstafflan created viruses four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nuttstafflan, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Nuttstafflan, it will refuse to believe in you.
Nuttstafflan's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Nuttstafflan's Holy Commandments1. Erect five zinc sculptures of Nuttstafflan on top of important buildings.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Do not sit in public.