Langebnab is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, fast seal.

Langebnab created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Langebnab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Langebnab, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Langebnab's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Langebnab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Feed all hungry doves.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never sprint in holy places.