Homlatgub is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, charitable shrew.

Homlatgub created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homlatgub, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Homlatgub, it will send minions to preach to you.

Homlatgub's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Homlatgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Homlatgub loves mites, so they must be respected.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near shrews while wearing blue rings and balancing five copper spheres on your head.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near squirrels while wearing red corsets and balancing eight gold spheres on your back.

5. You must never eat cherries.