Batladbafwabstafdudkopxen is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust dugong.

Batladbafwabstafdudkopxen created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batladbafwabstafdudkopxen, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Batladbafwabstafdudkopxen, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Batladbafwabstafdudkopxen's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Batladbafwabstafdudkopxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never play with disobedient children.