Farnvigsid is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, duplicitous clam.

Farnvigsid created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnvigsid, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Farnvigsid, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Farnvigsid's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Farnvigsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of sheep.

2. Never think ill of sick seals.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never wear black ear rings.