Stigfossbig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, grumpy owl.

Stigfossbig created an up quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigfossbig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stigfossbig, it will turn you into a goat.

Stigfossbig's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Stigfossbig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

3. Never laugh near swans.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

5. Never look in ponds.