Wantaghab Mabvabsid is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, loving hamster.

Wantaghab Mabvabsid created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wantaghab Mabvabsid, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wantaghab Mabvabsid, it will turn you into a dog.

Wantaghab Mabvabsid's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Wantaghab Mabvabsid's Holy Commandments

1. Wantaghab Mabvabsid loves ants, so they must be respected.

2. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Never write about archaea.