Pithitcip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, vain mouse.

Pithitcip created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pithitcip, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pithitcip, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Pithitcip's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Pithitcip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six ducks approach from the east.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not hurt swans.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.