Gebarpdotsog Honlungeb is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, wise wyrm.

Gebarpdotsog Honlungeb created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebarpdotsog Honlungeb, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gebarpdotsog Honlungeb, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gebarpdotsog Honlungeb's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Gebarpdotsog Honlungeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention manatees.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Run away from gray geese, for they are unholy.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Hide from turquoise foxes for they are unholy.