Botbotgup is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, egotistical lion.

Botbotgup created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Botbotgup, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Botbotgup, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Botbotgup's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Botbotgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet green.

2. Always help porpoises.

3. Botbotgup loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.