Monhudfumnigfotcabflyfig is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, humane dingo.

Monhudfumnigfotcabflyfig created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monhudfumnigfotcabflyfig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Monhudfumnigfotcabflyfig, she will turn you into a snail.

Monhudfumnigfotcabflyfig's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Monhudfumnigfotcabflyfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near mites.

2. Never mention moths.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about stars.