Nurlzodtab Pidyattwad Fidwadteen is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-powerful scorpion.

Nurlzodtab Pidyattwad Fidwadteen created viruses six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlzodtab Pidyattwad Fidwadteen, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nurlzodtab Pidyattwad Fidwadteen, it will turn you into a mole.

Nurlzodtab Pidyattwad Fidwadteen's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Nurlzodtab Pidyattwad Fidwadteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.