Rillkarlam is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, competent hummingbird.

Rillkarlam created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillkarlam, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rillkarlam, she will make you grow a tail.

Rillkarlam's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Rillkarlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Never think about gravity near whales while wearing black kilts and balancing four silver spheres on your back.

4. Do not kill snails.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.