Sigcabzak is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, impressive centaur.

Sigcabzak created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigcabzak, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sigcabzak, she will not invite you to parties.

Sigcabzak's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Sigcabzak's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

5. Always obey Sigcabzak's priests.