Kabfatgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent naga.

Kabfatgeb created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Kabfatgeb, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kabfatgeb, it will turn you into a duck.

Kabfatgeb's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Kabfatgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet black.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.