Pasrathim is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, cheerful zebra.

Pasrathim created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasrathim, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pasrathim, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pasrathim's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Pasrathim's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pasrathim.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Pasrathim.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always help sick horses.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.