Cussbenfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, quiet mouse.

Cussbenfoss created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussbenfoss, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cussbenfoss, she will turn you into a worm.

Cussbenfoss' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cussbenfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Always look after injured sharks.

5. Put Cussbenfoss first in all things.