Tigdobdun is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, smart deer.

Tigdobdun created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigdobdun, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tigdobdun, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tigdobdun's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Tigdobdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Do not kill squirrels.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Never look at planets.