Rottonkxen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous hydra.

Rottonkxen created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Rottonkxen, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rottonkxen, he will turn you into a snail.

Rottonkxen's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Rottonkxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tapirs.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Feed all hungry turtles.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never eat bark.
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