Nutkombellbap Meggatkan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable meerkat.

Nutkombellbap Meggatkan created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutkombellbap Meggatkan, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nutkombellbap Meggatkan, he will turn you into a hamster.

Nutkombellbap Meggatkan's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Nutkombellbap Meggatkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Nutkombellbap Meggatkan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not chop down trees.