Bellbotxem is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, vain newt.

Bellbotxem created the universe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellbotxem, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bellbotxem, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bellbotxem's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bellbotxem's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four goats approach from the north.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Bellbotxem on top of important buildings.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Bellbotxem on top of all buildings.