Lidgidfon Stip is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, charitable raccoon.

Lidgidfon Stip created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidgidfon Stip, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lidgidfon Stip, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Lidgidfon Stip's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Lidgidfon Stip's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near rats.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never mention grasshopers.

5. Learn three new languages a year.
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