Binrigkon is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, moody parrot.

Binrigkon created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Binrigkon, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Binrigkon, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Binrigkon's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Binrigkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Binrigkon.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think ill of sick cats.

5. Always help gulls.