Rulladnutont is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omniscient
zebra.
Rulladnutont created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rulladnutont, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Rulladnutont, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Rulladnutont's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Rulladnutont's Holy Commandments1. Rulladnutont loves mites, so they must be honoured.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Never eat nuts.
4. Always treat badgers with great respect.
5. Always wear black.