Hingonnutt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, irritating cobra.

Hingonnutt created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Hingonnutt, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hingonnutt, he will ignore you.

Hingonnutt's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Hingonnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. You must love Hingonnutt.

5. Never think about planets.
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